If you could be a superhero, what would your superpower be?
I recently stumbled upon this useful
list of superpowers (read: I searched for "superpowers" and clicked on the Wiki link). Some powers are pretty lame: prehensile/animated hair allows one to "animate and lengthen one's hair," while sonic scream allows one to "generate vocal sounds of a higher amplitude than a normal human." Come to think of it, maybe Susan Boyle is a superhero.
On the other hand, there are also some pretty awesome powers I had never considered, like probability manipulation, resurrection, and omniscience. Regarding probability manipulation, it's not clear what its limits are. Can one change the probability of an impossible event (one with a 0% chance of happening) to 1? Then anything one wanted would be possible, which seems a little abusive. Maybe one could manipulate the likelihood of only those events with a non-zero probability of occurring, keeping the impossible impossible. Yet quantum physics tells us that there is a non-zero probability of virtually anything happening (like walking through a wall); therefore this rule doesn't seem good enough. Perhaps one could only increase the probability of an event by some scale factor, so if the probability of walking through a wall is 10^(-1000), exercising this superpower would change that probability to only 5 x 10^(-1000) (multiplying the original probability by 5). Meanwhile, this supowerpower would allow events with a 20% chance of happening to occur with 100% certanty (assuming 5 is the scale factor).
I had long believed that my superpower of choice was time travel. In practice, time travel would allow me to achieve both teleportation and near-omniscience. For teleportation to a location on the same land mass (like somewhere in North America), I could simply walk or drive to that location and turn back time when I arrived; this way the "teleportation" would be instantaneous. Moreover, turning back time wouldn't change one's physical location (at least I don't think it would), so I'd still be in the same place I had traveled to. For water crossings, I could steal a boat or plane to reach my destination, and upon arrival, turn back time to erase any record of wrongdoing. (Note that I could also use the airplane method for long-distance land crossings.) "What if I crash?" you might ask. Simple: right before I crash, I'll turn back time! No problem is too difficult for time-traveling Jon.
Time travel would also allow me to achieve near-omniscience, because I could learn about anything on the earth, regardless of its location (remember teleportation) or its time. I could voyage back in time to see dinosaurs, cavemen, and anything else interesting, and I could leap forward in time to foresee future events, like the inevitable android takeover of human civilization.
Lastly, time travel would make me the most powerful human alive (if I so chose). Money would be easy to come by (just win the lottery), and my ability to accurately predict the future would generate the nationwide faith necessary to win me the Presidency. But I'd probably be too busy riding brontosauruses to run for President or do anything else that requires real work.
Time travel has its own problems, though. It's not clear whether I could change the past (
the grandfather paradox). If I could, I would likely be doing so in a parallel universe. The problem is that I wouldn't want to enter a parallel universe, because the people just wouldn't be the same (would my mother in a parallel universe really be the same person she is in this one?). Perhaps it would be impossible to re-enter my original universe; if that were the case, traveling in time would be forever saying goodbye to the people I knew and loved.
There are other cons against time travel (like facing God's judgment for stealing hundreds of airplanes, abusing dinosaurs, etc.), but I think dooming myself to live as a lonely cosmic traveler is enough to make me reconsider which superpower is really the best.
Maybe one of you can choose omniscience, and then from your infinite knowledge let me know which power I should have. Until then, I'd be happy to hear your thoughts on which superpower you'd choose and why yours owns the shit out of everyone else's.